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delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.
That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.
by Truth speaker April 17, 2012
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Delusional

Believing something that is demonstrably untrue.
I choose to be happy right now.

Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.

That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 7, 2020
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DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.
Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.
by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020
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Delusionalism

When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .
I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol
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delusionalization

delusionalization(c): The act of creating or forcing to create a delusion.
this entire world is suffering delusionalization
by fatesmantistwd91 May 26, 2017
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Delusionalmentalityism

When deprived of sleep the brain shuts down unnecessary centers of the brain such as pain, inhibition and other noncritical systems leading to the onset of the false sense of security that comes on from extreme fatigue from being overworked or from lack of sleep. commonly known as "One more hour won't hurt" or "I can handle a few more beers"
Brian went on a booze bender this weekend causing the Delusionalmentalityism that he will be able to wake up in time for his tests.
by Tactical_Fatty June 6, 2017
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Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen
Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.
by TheAppetizer May 28, 2018
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