Donfusing

When a dumb person says the word confusing with the letter d.

Anonymous: Does that make sense?
RedCircle: It's much more donfusing.
Anonymous: Dumb face.

by Anonymous March 21, 2005

Doofus

The pinnacle of being a blonde; a girl with no clue; oftentimes nieve (though sometimes in an endearing way); a person who likes bad basketball teams, any girl named Katie.

Yep, her name's Katie...she must be a doofus.

She just picked UNC to win at basketball, she must be a doofus.

That girl just dyed her hair blonde, as if we didn't already know she's a doofus.

by theman85004 December 9, 2008

Doeffus

A very sweet or cute person ho fucked up something very badly or did something very stupid.

(It comes from the Dutch language)

by Pascal August 22, 2003

doofus rick

Infamous doofus featured in Rick and Morty. Jerry's best friend (poor Jerry's best friend is a frickin' doofus. R.I.P Jerry's social life)

Summer: Ha ha, Dad likes Doofus Rick!
Rick: Gotta share this on the Twitter!

by HELBOIZ April 10, 2017

Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus

This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.

Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?

Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus

by marvel jack November 24, 2018

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

Duffus

To absolutely fucking murk a mans with your bare mitts.

Mi yute I’m bouta straight duffus this mandem ahlieeee.

by Macdaddy93 June 28, 2018