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Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 16, 2014
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Dictatorship

(Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 10th Edition)

1 : The office of dictator. 2 : Autocratic rule, control, or leadership. 3 a : A form of government in which absolute power is concentrated in a dictator or a small clique. b : a government organization or group in which absolute power is so concentrated. c : a despotic state.
The country suffered for many years under his dictatorship.
Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin were dictators.
by kittyangel August 27, 2010
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Docktail

Noun. A cocktail of any variety which is consumed on a dock in or adjacent to a body of water, preferably at sunset. Often consumed in the presence of friends and family, Docktails are a key ingredient to long lasting summer memories. Common New England Docktail attire includes madras shorts, sunglasses and a pastel polo. The first known use of the term "Docktail" occurred on July 9, 2013 along the shores of Buzzards Bay.
Person 1: We're heading to the dock at 6:30, any interest in joining us for Docktails?

Person 2: I'm always game for a Docktail - I'll see you there!
by Bogey Free August 18, 2013
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doctor who fandom

A delightful group of doctor who fans (aka whovians) that enjoy two hearted aliens, bow ties, and police boxes that occasionally have their living selves transferred into women named "Idris". Members of the doctor who fandom are also well adapted to change. They have to be considering that the main character gains a new actor constantly. It sounds odd, but some whovians (like me) prefer to call it "ood".
Friend: what are you always doing on tumblr?
Me: communicating with members of the doctor who fandom.
Friend: the what?
Me: you know. The awesome people.
Friend: geek
Me: thank you
by The time lord December 30, 2013
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doctard

A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
My professor is a doctard
by Super_G April 24, 2016
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Doctor Big

Any nutjob who goes around crawling in ceiling panels and wooden rafters stalking little children. A Dr. Big will occasionally lower himself from his humble abode to play Xbox 360, beat his mother with a GPS, or beat any of his captured children. A Dr. Big may also be obsessed with any number of historical figures to the point of insanity. These figures may include, but are not limited to: T2 (the Halo 3 MLG player), Johnny Holmes (the late porn star with a sizable penis), or any made up characters that really don't make any sense.
Kid 1: Woah, did you hear that noise in the air vents?
Kid 2: Oh no, it's Doctor Big coming to get us!
by crazyballfro1 December 30, 2009
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dockastrophy

Boat docking catastrophe. Typically alcohol related failure of all and any skills relating to docking a boat. Most injuries related to captain pride. Reckless blame typicaly follows the epic fail of skill. Laughter and sarcasm typically spreads to all watching.
The dockastrophy only hurt his pride, the boat was fine.
by Dak words September 17, 2018
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