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scuba diver 

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
scuba diver by jasom February 12, 2004

Poopy Diver 

One that has large amounts of anal sex, gay or straight, just anal sex.
That dude Aaron is a Poopy Diver, hes had anal sex with 3 guys, including his fag roomate.
Poopy Diver by Benjamin Clark December 28, 2007

channel diver 

A chick who is into chicks only and especially enjoys channel diving (oral sex).
Did you see that mannish girl with the field hockey stick? Total channel diver.
channel diver by Holler123 July 9, 2009

Mudd Diver 

A person administering any sort of anal play.
> dude, did you get laid last night or what?

> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
Mudd Diver by Bam 9 February 28, 2011

crumb diver 

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.
I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.
crumb diver by Landincash March 3, 2011

american diver 

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.
My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.
american diver by The harse August 31, 2014