Dickweed

Someone who's sucha dick, they're like a weed.

That dickweed just ruined my day.

by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010

Dickweed

The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.

John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

Dickweed

1.a hair in the pubic area(pewb){dudes only}

2.a doosh

(see douchebag)

did you see that dickweed at mickee dee's?

by grut head May 6, 2010

Dickweed

Dick, as in penis/stupid + weed, as in, marijuana. Marijuana, which perceives you to be dopey,. Weeds,also in general, as they are in the home garden. They are a pain in the ass and annoying. Therefore weed = dopey/pain in the ass/annoying. As one word, this comes to be 'dickweed'.

John: I told you not to put the sauce in until its completely cooked.
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!

by FrancoAus May 10, 2009

Dickseed

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089

You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.

by Senor Oro May 17, 2022

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

by epicbrolater January 29, 2026

Dickswede

A person who posses a penis on their face

"yeh have you heard about bob that dickswede?"

by running out of names February 20, 2007