Dicksmack

The act of smacking an individual with his or her dick

I wanna dicksmack you

by Trilingunut Nation June 7, 2019

Dicksmack

Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON

You dicksmack, so bite your pillow

by Dain735 August 1, 2003

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010

dickmatized

somebody who has been stigmatized for having too many male sexual partners or one particularly gross male sexual partner

After her tryst with the janitor, Susie was dickmatized by her office mates and couldn't find a date to the Christmas party.

by thebusylittlebaker May 7, 2009

dickmatized

When a woman/girl ends up dating a guy that she had reservations about dating, i.e. she didn't really like him to begin with but they end up dating and he's a jerk

Kat: I mention how I only wanted to be friends with him and how he soooo wasn't boyfriend material.
Liz: Then, boom...dickmatized

or

"We really didn't like him at first but then we got dickmatized."

by Jessi Griffin March 15, 2008

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009