Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

Dicksipline

Having discipline with your dong. Not letting it function as your second head, knowing how to use it, stamina with it and the ability to kick another man's ass in a dick-sword fight are all characteristics of dicksipline.

Nick: I will beat your ass in a cock fight
Connor: I have a 13 inch horse dong!
Nick: You lack dicksipline, mine has trained for this day.

Sally: He was such a gentleman until we got into the bedroom where he pounded me for an hour straight. I've never seen dicksipline like that before!

by Bigbag69 October 26, 2014

Dicksicel

The act of putting your dick in a bag of crushed ice then proceeding to shove it down a girls throat

Man I gave that bitch a dicksicel last night

by Nagol July 8, 2018

Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

booty debauchery club baby moma contraceptive

by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

Dickfice

dick-fice. n, adj, v, adv, pron: A Naderword used during the onset of road rage. Can be used in most any situation/context, particularly when used in reference to white trash drivers. Not to be confused with "ahhh bitches" or "today on reddit."

"You could've made that yellow!"

"DICKFICE!"

by Ommegangnam Style December 25, 2012

dicklicker

Someone who licks a dick or an ass.

That dicklicker really licks dicks?

by DON'T GO ON USERNAME 666 January 24, 2017

Dickslexic

When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.

When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.

by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017