ditch bitch 

adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".

Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?

Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".

Me: But we've planned this for weeks

Jonny: Sorry bro.

Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch

ditch bitch by .....anonymous...... October 8, 2011

ditch docs 

paramedics; ones who lose sleep, miss meals and deal with sick people, death and dying on a daily basis

Often "Type A" personality people

The ditch docs pulled up on the meat wagon to haul the "gomer" to the emergency room.

ditch docs by M. H. Wilson September 17, 2008

ditch cougar 

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.

Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.

ditch cougar by Grease Rocket February 8, 2017

ditch bank okie 

Insulting phrase for poor caucasian. Implies poverty, rural associations and ignorance.

Don't mind him, he's just a ditch bank okie.

ditch bank okie by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Ditch Chicken 

A person who is of low class standards and/or a poor moral compass..a person who has caviar taste and a dippin dot budget.

Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.

OMG did you see how she was acting? That girl is such a ditch chicken.

Ditch Chicken by Bacita Mae Jenkins September 1, 2020

ditch mermaid 

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

ditch mermaid by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".

That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater

ditch eater by Drow696 June 13, 2010