Desi Ploughman’s
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Desi Ploughman’smug. by Dr CP Bhatti November 28, 2023
Get the desi femboymug. People who are original from India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Nepal and Bhoutan or/and from an ethnic group original from the countries mentionned (ex: bengali, punjabi, gujarati, etc.) obviously couldn't mention all of them since desis are extremely diverse.
*Afghanistan may be included sometimes but not all afghans consider themselves desi.
*If someone immigrates to a desi country or is born there but is not ethnically desi they do NOT become desi. Just as if a desi is born in morroco for example they obviously don't become arab.
*Afghanistan may be included sometimes but not all afghans consider themselves desi.
*If someone immigrates to a desi country or is born there but is not ethnically desi they do NOT become desi. Just as if a desi is born in morroco for example they obviously don't become arab.
by Luke Chesterfield June 6, 2021
Get the Desimug. “Desi” is a slur referred to people from Indian descent. It is considered derogatory and can only be used by Indians. Like all slurs you can get jumped for saying it if you are not that specific race. Passes can be given to people who are not Indian. It is indeed racist to say it if you are not Indian.
by Ashok Roshan October 27, 2022
Get the Desimug. When you wanna be the boss but you can't so you act like you know everything. You also always talk condescendingly to other people like they're plain stupid.
by Fpendragon April 1, 2022
Get the Inge / Desymug. by Me?Amazing aww shucks May 7, 2017
Get the parker and desimug. this plays mc and mines away two girls and one cup inspire to be her and big chungus is her husband shes a big chungus YASMEEN YASMEEN YASMEEN NGGER
by The Ugly Father February 19, 2019
Get the Desi Rosemug.