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If you ask Desi, Desi says it's fucking cake.
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If you ask Desi, Desi says it's fucking cake.
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Get the Desy mug.When a chick gets banged hard or totally destroyed by a South Asian guy (from India, Pakistan, Nepal, "Bang"ladesh or Sri Lanka and maybe the Maldives. You could also count Afghanistan but the opinions might be divided on those last two so I would primarily focus on the first five South Asian countries.
It's basically like the South Asian version of the term Blacked or Bleached when a girl gets totally destroyed by a black or white guy.
It's basically like the South Asian version of the term Blacked or Bleached when a girl gets totally destroyed by a black or white guy.
Wow, did you hear? She told me she got totally destroyed by that Indian Punjabi guy last week!
Jessica is such a slut for Desied sessions, she'd do anything to get her hands on a handsome Pakistani or Bangladeshi when she feels bored.
I wish there was a Desied studios doing the same amount of professional work as Blacked!
Well if that Chinese girl got destroyed by a mixed-race guy from California she might be Bleached and Desied at the same time because his parents are white and south Asian.
Desied/Desi'd is basically the South Asian version of Blacked
Jessica is such a slut for Desied sessions, she'd do anything to get her hands on a handsome Pakistani or Bangladeshi when she feels bored.
I wish there was a Desied studios doing the same amount of professional work as Blacked!
Well if that Chinese girl got destroyed by a mixed-race guy from California she might be Bleached and Desied at the same time because his parents are white and south Asian.
Desied/Desi'd is basically the South Asian version of Blacked
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(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
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“It’s the Desi connection theory”
“It’s the Desi connection theory”
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