deocrations

-Commonly found on everything from october to december.

-Not as good as decorations... Half hearted decorum
-a hilarious typo that people make

"I am enjoying the holiday lights and festive deocrations."

by moesqueek December 27, 2009

Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

desection

A ugly kid named tyler who has a big forehead thanks he is cool but is really not gets made fun of about hairline every day lookin like spongebobs granma

hey tyler what up what the head A ugly kid named tyler who has a big forehead thanks he is cool but is really not gets made fun of about hairline every day lookin like spongebobs granma desection

by hts gaming May 18, 2016

oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

Desperation

I mean really. That's all it is. You so desperately want to have control over mind it is appalling.

Hym "No, seriously. You need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You really require me to care more about your lives (and by extension you families lives) than I do my own. If I don't it's considered some profound moral failing but it doesn't work the other way around. If I expect what YOU expect I'M STILL THE BAD GUY! You want me to care about your thoughts more than my own. It's just desperation. Desperation to be the thing that decides what happens."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

desperationship

When two desperate people are stuck in a relationship held together by only the sad nature of their lives and the fear of never finding anyone else.

"Hey, who's bright idea was it to set Chad up with Amy? Talk about a desperationship gone wrong."

Mason's desperationship with Marla was sadder than a Mid 90's mix cd.

by atarishark September 3, 2011

defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013