Decortefied

Skeevy, sleezy, or weird. Usually used to describe an unwelcomed advance by your karate instructor

I would have gone back to karate class, but I was totally Decortefied last time.

OR

Man, that email was totally Decortey. Seriously, WTF!

OR

That poor girl just got Decorted! She'll never show up to MMA class again!

by Wellness Watch Dog June 27, 2008

Desert Lips

Lips that are always chapped. No matter how much water you drink or how much chapstick you put on if you have desert lips your lips will always be chapped, cracked, and nasty.

You: I need some chapstick my lips are chapped.

Friend: Its not going to help you got desert lips.

by coolbird May 31, 2009

Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011

Decepticans

The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans

I gotta stop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans

by Rob Ogilbie October 20, 2011

deceptisket

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence

Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

Deceptibonk

A popular YouTuber/artist from the country known as Latvia. She currently has 50,000+ subscribers on her gaming channel and 60,000+ subscribers on her art/vlog channel.

Guy #1: Deceptibonk is like, my favorite YouTuber ever!!!

by Omnishun May 25, 2014