DailyMailitus

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'

Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"

by Alkebab March 22, 2007

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009

daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010

Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.

With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.

by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013

daily serving of fruit

A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend

Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.

Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.

by TwinkleToes72 January 15, 2011

daily fabrice

It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.

Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.

by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015

daileee

Daileee is someone who lovesssss weeekly !!!!!

There are only two types of daileee. The ones who actually cares about Weeekly and the ones who ironically do not give an eff about weeekly.

"You're a daileee right? Why are you guys so soft and niceee?!! "
"lol you havent seen half of our fandom cursing at each other for not voting weeekly on MAMA"

by jeethoven December 10, 2020