crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

by rc55 March 5, 2004

Criping

A term for an insane person or mentally ill person.

Kelly is being a Criping

by LordofCripings June 10, 2018

crying laughing emoji

Cringy emoji that peasants use to pretend to laugh at something when in reality they are absolument not laughing and are fake as fuck. Extremely cringy.

Wow this thot spammed the "crying laughing emoji" to hide the fact that's she's absolutely fucking lying.

by TruthShots December 29, 2019

Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

by Bottweasel October 30, 2011

crying horizontally

Crying so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

Crying horizontally, so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

by Farmr January 13, 2023

Crying Wank

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

by Ray Mitchell May 26, 2006

CryingBlade/Sasaku

A player on the MMORPG Sherwood Dungeon.
Quite literally the biggest noob to walk planet Earth.
Has no respect for anyone because no one likes him.
He has a secret thing for Chewy. (FDR of a clan FF - in Emerald server room 72).

CryingBlade/Sasaku - ahhhhh. i own you nub. 3-0
-batleee- - NO U CHEAT.

by Iced×Earth June 22, 2009