A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."
by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020
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Get the Filthadelphia Cryers mug.The act of moistening a bit of toilet paper after taking a large, fiery, painful dump in order to ease the burn of the anus.
Damn! That dump I took after that hot-wings eating competition made me have to Crepe Susette that shit.
by thebillcosby March 21, 2011
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Get the crepes mug.1. when a person has the music on his/her player and the volume is at the maximum and that person is "singing" along to it LOUDLY and sounds absolutely horrible.
2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
1. my roomate Billy was outside our apartment on the steps during the evening. He was listening to a Heart album at max volume. As if that weren't enough he SANG along loudly to the loud music and it was so gawdawful bad the dogs down the block were all howling. I was inside watching cable TV and I had to turn it up. I still could hear his a crapella keening. YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!
3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.
4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!
3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.
4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
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Can you believe that crepe hanger? She couldn't wait to tell me I had a stain on my dress at the party!
by bigfatmama July 12, 2011
Get the crepe hanger mug.A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.
Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.
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