Crunthing

Slitting your wrist and masterbating until death using your own blood as lubrication

Dennis was found dead in his bathroom from crunthing.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 25, 2011

crunion

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017

crunt

A cross between chronic and cunt

Gary: Hey Phil, what're you doing today
Phil: Friggin crunting it up

by Chris Wright March 31, 2005

crunktivity

a game involving getting drunk or "crunk"

lets get the crunktivity started!

by jobe September 21, 2005

Crunsty

Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Gaelic 'maclaughlin'; akin to crystals, flakes, hardened butter

1. having a deposit of dried secretions or exudate ; especially : fragment, particle, scrap, chunk
2. a general feeling of ill-being, the doldrums

1. "It's so crunsty in this bed!"

2. Oh hello, how are you feeling today honey?
"Well you know, I'm feeling kind of crunsty."

by The Math Debater April 1, 2009

Cunitis

Term in reference to the pain, and uncomftorableness while menstrating. Comparable to a rope being tied to a a bowling ball in the woman's uterus and the other end tied to the core of the earth, while the rope tightening and tighening. menstration period cunt
'Cunt' is the root of this word.

Lucy: Owwww, do you have any ibuprofen?
Sally: Why?
Lucy: My cunitis is really bad today
Sally: Oh my gawd that sucks! For sure here you go!

by Meg October 18, 2004

crunktoxicated

Colloquial term referring to the act of imbibing large volumes of alcohol. It is a conjunction of the terms "crunked" and "intoxicated"

Thomas!: I am so sexcited for my trip to Ireland!

Nelson Mandella: Dewd, you are going to get so crunktoxicated!!!!!!!! lolz!

by Thomas! June 24, 2007