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CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.
"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral
by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017
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crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.
I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.
by sunni9 September 26, 2010
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Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.
"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023
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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
by JoeyHey October 11, 2015
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Croutons

The small crumbles of weed from the bottom of the bag that you throw on top of a bowl when it’s light
Aye man the bowl looking a little light add a couple croutons
by AssassinOG_420-69 July 22, 2019
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Crouton

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person
by dragonex564 April 15, 2021
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