Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant

man this shit has a lot of croutons

by Geoffrey May 13, 2005

Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

Crouton

A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.

You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.

by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025

Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

crouton jongen

by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021

Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".

"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"

by 83FLLY June 28, 2023

Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.

He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.

by Croutontim May 17, 2025