Definitions by Jockeys41
Crouton
A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.
You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.