crocsex

sex with a croc.

"I put on my crocsuit and mangina hat."

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

crocks

faggot who likes it up the ass
"comon i know you want the crocks"

by stp xc October 31, 2003

Crocs

crocs are literally the god of all shoes like they are holy

Man I Wish I Could Be crocs

by Big boi Thanos 69 420 October 12, 2019

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

by Ingham February 11, 2005

Crocs

Literally the coolest most innovative invention by mankind EVER. Way better than any shitty ass jordan or that boost crap. This shoe only costs 50 bucks a pair and can last a lifetime.
To users, you can double ur inner hypebeast by wearing crocs with socks. Those yeezy bois be runnin

Crocs with socks be making them yeezys look like broken toenail

by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019

Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.

Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"

by retrocliche August 9, 2009

Crocs

The 21st century Flip Flop (Jandle, thongs). And much like the Flip flop is used when proper footwear is too much hassle.

(Secunda) Oh man, I don't want to spend valuable seconds tying laces on my shoes so I'll wear my crocs.

(Prima) Ohh yeah, that will get the ladies for sure.

by Capt Mainwaring October 21, 2012