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gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..
Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011
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crayola crayons

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!
"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"
by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017
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Color With Crayons

Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed
by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007
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Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.
god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!
by swan19 March 1, 2010
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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.
Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.
by Roqua October 25, 2008
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Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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