Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

by Adam Flores December 29, 2006

Cripples

This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)

AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?

by Yer ma February 3, 2005

crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003

craplets

little flakes or pieces of shit left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.

I flushed the toilet three times, but I still can't get rid of the craplets.

by maverickdallas October 18, 2009

Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007