conspiracy

a lie around a big thing like aliens, ghosts and bush.

conspiracy: osam bin laden flew airplanes into world trade center.

truth: george.w.bush flew airplanes into world trade center.

by kjæran April 21, 2008

conspiracy nut

In theory, it refers to someone who believes everything is a conspiracy. In practice, it is an overused ad hominem tactic against someone who believes that some incidents could be a conspiracy. True conspiracy nuts are pompous teens who want to feel important, but people who generally use the term are on the opposite end of the spectrum and afraid to acknowledge the possibility of a reality different from their perception.

Sensible thinker: All I'm saying is that there could be more here than meets the eye.
Tool: ur just a conspiracy nut

by Joker0000 August 12, 2009

The a.boo Conspiracy

An incident that occured the evening of June 20th 2004 at GAT city. It ended up with the banning of ForceMorph, Stryfe, and Inache, some of the best posters to ever frequent GAT city. In short they were struck down before their time without a second thought.

The a.boo Conspiracy makes me sad in the pants. Especially when I think about our fallen heros.

by A random GATer June 21, 2004

Elvis Conspiracy Theory

The theory that Elvis Presley did not die from taking a shit nor drugs, but instead died from a heart attack after someone found him jerkin his wang. The story is that Elvis Presley had a boner and didn't want it to show, so he told everyone he had to go take a shit and would be back. So he went into the stall, but forgetting to lock the stall's door, he started grasping that pecker. Someone else came in having to take a really bad shit and coincidentally opened the stall door of the stall that Elvis was in. Elvis was so embarrassed that he had a heart attack. Later, Elvis's manager payed off the media to make up a fake story so Elvis wouldn't be thought of as a loser.

Person 1: Dude, it would suck to die getting caught cheating on your wife or jacking off.
Person 2: I read this really weird article somewhere named "Elvis Conspiracy Theory" that said that Elvis Presley died jacking off, that really had to have sucked.
Person 1: Yea, it must've.

by WhiteBlank November 14, 2011

Conspiracy Theorist

Children trying to be edgy by saying different than what a majority of people are saying. Usually they try to sound smart by making up bullshit.

Conspiracy Theorist :Obama is actually an alien from the planet Xneorb who is going to attack Mexico on August 12th 2011. I have no proof to back this up so I'm just going call anyone who disagrees with me an ignorant sheep.

by Lunarlamb June 30, 2011

conspiracy theorist

Derived by the government as double speak to use to discredit truth sayers.
Conspiracy: plotting in secret
Theory: a 98% likelihood deemed by peer review of a hypothesis after trials.

Used a for its opposite meaning, this double speak term is alludes to greater attack on the targets validity of all thought while no proof is shown.

I.e. alex jones whose been correct in 2018 about the bioloical epidemics UN stated would be unleashed to create a global police state is just a conspiracy theory.

As we see here AJ was right, but this term is used to insinuate it as a myth

If they find proof of your plotting of a crime just call them a conspiracy theorist and low power people will accept this as they do referring to it as trivial.

by cheezychi July 25, 2021

Conspiracy Theory

The new SPOILER ALERT. After the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic where the majority of the theories deemed to be conspiracy actually happened or were proven to be true, the word got its new meaning since those theories being called "conspiracy theory" will probably happen a couple of months later.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus.

by J B10 January 1, 2022