by awesomimicals February 15, 2010
Get the cooter noodlemug. A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019
Get the Cooter Clawmug. by Axnx November 18, 2016
Get the prime cootermug. by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009
Get the cooter partymug. by Barney dell October 16, 2018
Get the cooter hullmug. Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008
Get the Cooter Wisemug. Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013
Get the Cooter Doodlingmug.