A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019
Get the Cooter Clawmug. My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.
by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003
Get the cooter goomug. by Axnx November 18, 2016
Get the prime cootermug. by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009
Get the cooter partymug. Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008
Get the Cooter Wisemug. Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013
Get the Cooter Doodlingmug. A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014
Get the cooter holemug.