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“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
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Get the Cooter Claw mug.My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.
by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003
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Get the cooter party mug.noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008
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