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My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.
by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003
by awesomimicals February 15, 2010
by wizzlewazzle July 03, 2009
Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 07, 2008
by Barney dell October 17, 2018
noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009