Conway

The act of avoiding answering a question by deflecting said question using alternative facts.

I asked my husband of cheating on me and his response was, "Of course not, but remember that time you were flirting with that waiter? That was really hurtful." I think I got Conwayed.

by BioNazi July 12, 2017

Conradicism

The act of being autistic and depressed

My son is having conradicism and i am really worried

by Alteriar17 August 18, 2019

Pulling a Conway

used to describe a person who disappears without warning and without telling anyone; where they are going, who with and what they are doing. This is generally a drunken act however can be done sober. generally leads to texts and calls asking of your whereabouts to which you reply 'i don't know'.... can sometimes lead to being found chundering outside hotels or sleeping in a bush.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night"

Person 2: "no idea, just woke up in a gutter"

Person 1: "So you were pulling a conway"

by JCon8471 November 7, 2010

Conway

Term used to describe a peanut headed baffoon that wears flourescent jacets and makes love to his cousin. Can often be found spending his grans money in the casino. More oftenly labelled a 'bad man'.

He's a complete 'CONWAY', he'd shag his own gran.

by Norman Baconflap January 16, 2007

Conway-Pitre Theory

The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.

Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!

by Melvis Piff February 18, 2004

Conrad Schools of Science

Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.

Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners

by Mr.Weedbody May 1, 2019

Conrad

Also known as ConRAT. His face is the shape of a rats, and he is always compared to Chuck E. Cheese rat

Chuck E. Chesse: Hey Conrad Can you hangout with me and My crew? We will give you free PIZZA...
CONRAT: YUMMM... PIZZA I know you guys don't reuse it because I was in the rat hole once and I saw from there

by dracomalfoysapple April 8, 2019