Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
by I got ligma December 20, 2018
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connect an ear

To understand or relate to something one has heard.
A: "Man, it's been one of those days and no mistake."
B: "I connect an ear to that."
by Addison September 13, 2004
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Connection Bouncing

The Act of driving/walking/skating etc. through a campus, apartments, or business district searching for unsecured wifi connections to connect/download from.
I went down the street Connection Bouncing from one wifi hotspot to the next.
by xraybravo January 28, 2009
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Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass
1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.
by Elijah Seyfried July 01, 2016
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Connect to TV

PornHub users: What are you
Connect to TV: Death
by Fortnite Discord Servers September 20, 2021
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Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga
Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!
by Nautica Michaels July 28, 2008
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freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!
Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.
by Hot Summer Daze September 13, 2013
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