Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018

Positive Confusion

A person in an impossible state of mind.

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.

by bubbaron2004 May 05, 2010

land of confusion

A rock song by Genesis and covered by Disturbed.

There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

by DontEverJudgeMe March 18, 2008

confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 06, 2007

mass confusion

father's day in the bronx

reporter 1: there was mass confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.

by wenfro April 28, 2008

dazed and confused

a good movie! its pretty much about kids that like violence sex and drugs....what a inspirational movie....

it has great music in it

by ME August 03, 2004