Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!

My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !

by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

Happiness Confetti

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.

One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)

by Br0sifus July 18, 2012

Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.

We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.

by Shotz McGillicuddy July 26, 2019

Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022

Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.

I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight

by RichForever February 6, 2023