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concert season

The strange and ominous time where things in band class suddenly get from rowdy to calm. During this time, the drum major(s) and colorguard will merge with the main band, and the directors seem more friendly.
Freshman: What? I'm seeing flaggirls without flags or rifles, and the drum major isn't a narcissistic ass?! What the hell is going on?!
Junior: It's concert season dude...
by Mswordx23 November 10, 2009
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When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.
This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.
by pp9k December 17, 2017
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busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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Conestoga College

Conestoga College is a Canadian college with several campuses. It is overflowing with hot girls. Not uncommon for there to be a bunch of hungover people in class regardless of your program. way overpriced, but a good party.
"Dude, do you go to Conestoga College?"
"Yeah man, there are so many hot girls there."
by student309 January 29, 2012
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Voicemail Concert

The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.

A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!

Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009
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Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008
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