commiserage

To commiserate and share anger about something.

Person A: I hate how mean person C is.
Person B: Yeah. I commiserage tbh.

by wolfboyft August 13, 2023

Commission-holic

People who only see value and meaning in artwork they or others paid for, while disrespectfully throw away anything that is free under any circumstances leaving the artist with shameful unsatisfaction.

That man is such a commission-holic, he shows nothing but ignorance after receiving anything for free.

by Super Saiyazard October 9, 2023

commiserhate

To gather with others for the purpose of sharing mutual hatred, resentment, or disdain toward someone or something — not necessarily to plan action, but to bond through shared negative feelings.

Etymology:
A portmanteau of commiserate (to share in sorrow) and hate — reflecting the act of emotionally connecting through shared hostility rather than shared suffering.

Note:
Unlike conspire or hate-monger, commiserhate doesn’t imply violence or incitement — only emotional venting and social bonding over animosity.

“They didn’t even notice they were commiserhating — just sipping wine and complaining about all the same people…”

"After work, they all went out for drinks to commiserhate about their boss."

"It wasn’t a strategy meeting — just pure commiserhating."

by TheEternalNow June 3, 2025

Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.

“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016

boundary commission

A line dividing two separate countries

We are learning about the boundary commission around America

by New to this website June 12, 2017

Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians

Please do my work as soon as possible if you aren't a Ssc commission.

by Ssc commission March 31, 2021