Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor
When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!
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In da infamous tale of da pet monkey whose snarky-faced shenanigans caused irate rail-workers in passing trains to throw lumps of coal at him (and thus unwittingly provide da monkey's owner with free heating-fuel), da railroad-company was understandably upset dat dey were loosing considerable amounts of their good locomotive-fuel from this "coallateral damage".
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