Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

SS Commodore

A vehicle Dean owns.

Who's cars that? Where's deans?
That is deans..
But Dean has an SS Commodore!?!

by anonymous December 27, 2021

Commodore

A very nice car, manufactured by Holden. Kicks the crap out of Fords.

Finally i trashed my piece of shit XD Falcon for a brand new VY Commodore SS

by Holden rocks September 12, 2003

commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016