Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value

Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here

by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012

Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.

Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!

by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008

cockjacket

A term that a male uses to refer to a person he uses for sexual intercourse.

"Dude have you seen my new cockjacket"
"Ya, she is pretty hot"

by dovz July 26, 2007

Cocksman

One who is skilled in the ways of the cock (pronounces "yaulk" in French). Often mistakenly associated with being well endowed, which is a key characteristic of a cocksman, but must include the ability to successfully slay inordinate amounts of poon. For a reason that has been pondered but never explained by the more philosophical cocksman of history, the greatest cocksman tend to prefer strippers, escorts, and women with fake breasts.

"Due to his ability to pleasure a large number of fake breasted women, Wade became known as the greatest cocksman the world had ever seen."

by WhiteyEMSR January 2, 2017

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Cocksock

A sock placed over the cock when no other clothing is availiable.

Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"

by Travis May 17, 2003

CockSmokin

The act, Or process of a women giving a man really good head, Even if she is REALLY UGLY.

That girl at Bacon , She is "CockSmokin".

O yeah, I heard that girl "Lillian" is a slut, But she sure is CockSmokin

by KDUBBZ January 9, 2006