Hailey Cobb

A stupid ass bitch who doesn’t know what they’re doing at all ever but people still like her.

Your being such a hailey cobb man cut it out.

I can’t its just my nature being high every morning.

by Carson0593 December 13, 2018

cobb wobbler

The act of sitting on a pie, naked, then moving around and masturbating with the pie fillings.

He couldn't wait to get home with his mum's fresh apple pie, so he could pull a cobb wobbler on the kitchen floor.

by Uncle Edgy May 8, 2022

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

James cobb

James cobb always and will always fall for the same girl named Caroline

Being defined: Logan: Hey did you see James

Lewis: yea he’s always falling for that girl Caroline and then acting gay

James cobb means falling in love with the same person over and over again

by Luigi Clarke May 1, 2022

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011

Haley Cobb

Haley Cobb loves Jacob Abramo

I ,Haley Cobb, loves Jacob Abramo.

by Bitchilovesyou September 13, 2021