cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

Cob Job

1.Services performed by somebody so bad that it has to be redone.
2. To receive something from somebody else that doesn't feel good.
Cousin to the nigger rig

1.That kid down the block did a real cob job mowing my front lawn yesterday.
2.By the look on his face, I bet he got the cob job from his boss today.

by Monkeyspank September 25, 2005

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

cos cob

a small town in connecticut where all good things happen

person1: where do you want to go to have fun
person2: the answer is cos cob

by Budman March 30, 2005

cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

by Wiseman July 28, 2006

cob nobbler

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

cob job

slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).

As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.

by jfb76 November 20, 2006