Neutral Cleaner

A cleaner that is considered neutral because it rates a zero in all four hazard categories required by OSHA to be labeled on workplace chemicals.

It is also neutral in everything else.

Neutral Cleaner has the ability to cure cancer if it wanted to. Too bad it never cares.

by The Panther of Silence May 23, 2008

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

by grovemeister January 7, 2009

air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

cleaner

it means a hitman.

i need to hire a cleaner.

by Mr.X April 19, 2005

palette cleanser

Getting off with someone to get over someone else.

Girl 1: "I can't stop thinking about Jack"
Girl 2: "What you need is a good palette cleanser!"

by secretblah July 19, 2012

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006