Humble crumbling

That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard

I had a humble crumbling in my heart when I saw those of kids feeding the tiny cat.

by meowmouse February 11, 2020

the crumbling man

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.

the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.

by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

by spongebob12345 March 12, 2008

chumming

(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.

"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.

by TGDC December 25, 2007

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005