Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 24, 2010
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choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.
After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.
by pooh master March 06, 2009
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Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.
Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
by NYNYNYNYNY March 04, 2007
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choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax
I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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Choke kink

One person is a sub being slightly chocked by the dom .This is called a choke kink .
"Dan has a choke kink "
by Kai Phantom February 24, 2018
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choke and puke

Any restaurant/eatery that serves less than appetizing food. First used by Jerry Reed's character "Snowman" in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.
I'm gonna stop at the service station, gas up and grab some grub at the choke and puke
by Mikey the Sun Demon February 25, 2005
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choke a bitch

The act of a pimp (see pimp) doesn't recieve payment from his hoe (see hoe). A pimp then maybe have to "Choke a bitch" in order to recieve proper payment.
If I don't get my money, I am gonna have to choke a bitch.
by i_r_sexy January 15, 2005
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