Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.
by Willba October 29, 2006
Get the Chocolate Hotdogmug. The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.
Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.
by pigaloo December 15, 2009
Get the Chocolate Gauntletmug. by Xuack December 30, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bunnymug. The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
Get the Chocolate swirlymug. I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".
by Ianjib June 22, 2009
Get the Chocolate Reignmug. A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"
by Ross February 10, 2002
Get the chocolate freewaymug. by Chocolatecoinproblems. July 27, 2019
Get the Chocolate coinmug.