Chocolate Hotdog

Yet another name for the urinal turd in South Park

Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.

by Willba October 29, 2006

Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.

Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.

by pigaloo December 15, 2009

Chocolate Bunny

A black girl who only dates out of her race

I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night

by Xuack December 30, 2017

Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".

I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".

by Ianjib June 22, 2009

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005