chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005

Chipotle Nun

Women who are outside chatting on their way to their cars who give people money when they don't have enough to pay for their order total.

Person 1: Oh no! I only have 20 dollars and my total is $21.66. What ever will I do?!
Person 2: Hey, look! There are some Chipotle Nuns! They'll save the day!

by brokebro May 26, 2010

Chipotle effect

The "Chipotle effect" occurs after eating a delicious Chipotle burrito/bowl/etc when you feel overly full for about 30-60 minutes, only to be completely starving immediately after that time--as if you hadn't eaten all day.

Aww, I just finished a deliciously huge Chipotle burrito!
I am so full now :D
*45 minutes later*
Ugh, stupid Chipotle effect, I am completely starving now!

by Pseudomememe July 26, 2011

Chipotle Bulleeto

A woman from your work that you are not interested in.

The Chipotle Bulleeto from downstairs invited Nate out to lunch, he went, but only for the free burrito.

by Alldayrob November 25, 2011

chipotle mayo

A derogatory term for a Hispanic person. So named because even as a person of color, Hispanic people's lighter skin means that they still benefit from white privilege and are closer to being white people than a black person would be.

"Jose just got hassled by the cops for just walking!"
"Whatever. Chipotle mayo like him probably did something anyway.

by wokeprivilege June 3, 2018

chipotle queso fart

when you eat chipotle queso and then fart

OH GOD. THAT SMELLS LIKE A CHIPOTLE QUESO FART. (puke)

by EthanTheComposer January 12, 2020

chipotle burrito

When you shit on a girls chest rub it in and have a tit wank

Omg I can’t have a chipotle burrito shes got no tits

by Lyd420 December 5, 2022