Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

Cheese Rolling

The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.

Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.

by stupidgeeks April 19, 2017

cheebed

To be under the influence of marijuana. Derived from "chiba," this word was coined in a high school Language Arts classroom.

"Look at Robby. He's hella cheebed."

by Patrick Hannigan November 3, 2004

Chuck E. Cheese

Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.

by Andie June 18, 2004

cheese

addiction

*eats cheese*

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Cheems Mindset

Cheems mindset is the reflexive belief that barriers to policy outcomes are natural laws that we should not waste our time considering how to overcome. The term can also be applied to the same "can't do" attitude in non-policy contexts, including business and science.

The term was coined by Jeremy Driver for his newsletter, Normielisation.

He displayed cheems mindset when he said there wouldn't be vaccines for another five years.

by minionman May 30, 2021

cheese strategy

noun. Gaming. A strategy that seeks to provide means for overcoming a challenge (e.g. a boss fight) not by engaging with the challenge itself but rather by bypassing it altogether. It is oftentimes exploitative of a game's mechanics, taking advantage of oversights in game balance made by the developers to easily deal with an obstacle.

Cheese strategies trivialize challenging content, by either speeding the process up immensely to eliminate the challenge or by making it nigh impossible to fail (e.g. through creating means to infinitely heal oneself). One could distinguish between "fast cheese" and "slow cheese".

Not to be confused with glitch exploits. Cheese strategies always work within the bounds of the game.

A: Hey, I just can't beat this boss, this one move just kills me every time.
B: Oh yeah, I struggled with him too. But there's this cheese strategy using this set of armor and a combination of potions that makes you pretty much invincible so I managed to get past him.

by Malvora November 1, 2020