My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

cellulite ass

a woman with an ass full of cellulite

Hell yeah i fucked that bitch teresa in her cellulite ass

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

cellis

a woodland fairy who spends her day feeding the hippies. she loves shade and water. find her in a field of wild flowers and approach with care she bites

creative, cellis

by one with nature September 5, 2009

Collusive

To bring togther, to collude, like collegiate, to include.

On Lucy 's Birthday, her mates were exceptionally collusive in recruiting a sex worker for her celebrations.

by Ubereatsyouout May 12, 2017

cells

cells are life. literally, they’re the basic unit of life! cells are really cool and they’re made of organelles.

cells are amazing!! do you like cells?

by AnnabethJackson May 15, 2018

cellular isolation

Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.

The conversation was quite riveting until Becky initiated cellular isolation by sexting for the remainder of the evening.

by harlan500 June 17, 2011

Collusion

Also known as "political synergy."

Even though their core ideologies couldn't have been more different, the two adversaries decided that collusion was their only real chance to prevent the rise of yet another icon spawned from an antiquated political system.

by This_Is_My_Handle December 8, 2018