Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!

*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?

by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017

ceddrawsnear

Animator who makes quality content with a lot of good earrape.

Jimmy: Yo, have you heard of ceddrawsnear.
Bob: yeah he made my ears blead

by ANightmarex May 17, 2018

Cedar Knolls

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.

Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”

by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019

Cedric

Cedric is a a real young rich nigga.He has 2 faces , which help him a lot to adjust himself for different people.He is a very happy person & with a very positive attitude.He is a peaceful person but & itshsrd together him aggressive, but you don’t want to make him aggressive. He’s being loved & keeps his circle close.

Cedric is a Good person

by DaG.O.A.T. December 4, 2019

cedify

Basic part of life

Water is cedify for human society

by Himanshu20130227012 January 3, 2021

Cedar Point

Cedar Point is a Seasonal Spring thru Fall amusement park owned by Cedar Fair located in Sandusky, Ohio. The park is well known for its world class collection of thrill coasters such as, Steel Vengeance, Maverick, Top Thrill Dragster, Millennium Force, and many more out of 17 top of the class coasters. Cedar Point has survived 151 years of operation, celebrating its 150th anniversary in 2020!

Cedar Point is home to many top class coasters that are much beloved in the coaster community.

by SamiLB November 15, 2021

Cedrick

A person who get injured very easily. He has superpowers and never uses them. He loves soccer but can't even play. He laughs and talks at the same time.

Person- Hey Cedrick

Cedrick- I'm Injuried

by Kyle Kards Tellez November 22, 2021