carpet cop

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

by soybean1 December 18, 2009

Carphartz

The after aroma left in the air of a room

once a ratchets twerk sesson has been completed.

That fat bitch started twerken her hocks and now the whole room smells like carphartz.

by Dor At or October 30, 2017

Carpet Sexual

Being physically attracted to a carpet

The carpet sexual made sweet love to the dark gray carpet

by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019

Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008

carpe manana

The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.

I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.

by milkshake March 26, 2005

carpe cheese

literally, "seize the cheese". Used to embrace cheesy moments and phrases.

guy : I can be your hero, baby, you can take my breath away.
girl : awww, carpe cheese!

by habamttons January 31, 2007