British Traffic Cone

A nigga from Britain who’s dick is uncircumcised.

My nigga will got a british traffic cone.

by rgmetro February 24, 2019

vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.

After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.

by PnBOX November 11, 2021

Traffic Cone

A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.

This Pokemon thread was good until started to fill up with traffic cones. Damn furries...

by JacobXanth August 11, 2010

bro cone

A snow cone with alcohol in it

Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?

Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!

by brosefusmaximus August 31, 2014

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

cone

In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.

Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.

Let's cone that statue ow.

by wiremu the wise April 2, 2020

Clone High

MTV, Cartoon show that had famous historical characters such as Mohatma Gandhi, George Washington Carver, Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, and Freud in a high school setting.

SAAAAAAAYY WHAAAAAT!: Gandhi
say what: Carver
No, no, no, SAAAAAAAAYY WHAAAAAT!: Gandhi
say what: Carver

Wow that was one of the best dialogues in the history of MTV cartoons.

by AZAMI May 13, 2005