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caveman coder

A much less refined version of a coder. Basically, they have enough knowledge to create fire and cook their food; however, that fire could just as easily burn down the entire forest!
As a caveman coder, I know just enough to make my life better...or excruciatingly worse.
by GingerManBread April 16, 2020
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Caveman Dick

A dick that's built like a caveman. Very muscular and bulky.
Hey bro I heard you finally got some of that caveman dick.
by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022
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Caveman Cable

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.
by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023
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caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.
Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?
by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021
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caveman-style

term used to describe when you've gotten so frustrated at an inanimate object(usually at your computer) that you stop attempting to solve the problem in any kind of logical way, and instead just scream something along the lines of "UGH." or "GAH." and hit it
Computer: Windows XP is currently experiencing a fatal error and will now shutdown regardless of the fact that your term paper is due in three hours and you haven't saved. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you'd like to send an error report that we won't read and don't even remotely care about, you can call 1-800-YOU-LOSE and then shove said error report up your ass.

Sam: *caveman-style*
by Kohrtni-Lin October 28, 2005
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Caveman Glue

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.
Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!
by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009
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going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.
"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."
by Chocolate Custard April 4, 2009
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