Catastrophic coverage

In health insurance, it refers to a health plan with such a high deductible (the amount that you pay out of pocket before the plan pays anything) that it will only be likely to cover you in the case of a serious health catastrophe such as heart surgery, cancer, or an accident requiring multiple procedures and surgery.

Catastrophic coverage is less expensive than other plans, but you get what you pay for.

by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail

Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping

by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

catstrophy

An event in which a cat(s) act out in a weird manner.

I walked in my room at suddenly saw a catstrophy, my cat was yurkin his stuffed animal.

by Theo Daniel February 13, 2021

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

by QuacksO July 28, 2021

Catosteope

When your friend can’t spell whatsoever

Mi spelng iss gud, no Collin it’s a catosteope

by Dutbdu September 12, 2021