marian central catholic high school

A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.

Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.

by twogayniggaskissing July 6, 2018

st michael catholic school (livonia,mi)

the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.

kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh

by My dawg bruh May 20, 2019

Clearwater Central Catholic

The school where stuck up kids go after attending one of the feeder schools for their whole life. They think their school is better than any school even though every kid hates all of the teachers and other students

I go to Clearwater Central Catholic so Im probably fucking annoying and stuck up.

by hai mommies lol September 6, 2021

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

by Fasters December 1, 2022

broman catholic

A particularly "chill" Catholic-an individual whose crucifix necklace is only visible because he needs to unbutton his yellow polo in order to pop the collar.

Q: Yo man Is Marty a baptist?
A: No man he's chill, he's Broman Catholic.

by Doctor Hate July 17, 2007

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

Cathophobic

Cathophobic is spiritual intolerance through the sacrilegious abuse of Catholic sacraments.

The politically correct establishment runs around promoting same sex marriage and gay rights, abortion, anti religious programs, and anti-american agendas no one seems to be the least concerned about the Cathophobic assault on the Sacramental’s of the Catholic Church.

by Thomas J. Serafin March 22, 2009