caffeine overdose

The act of overdosing on caffeine.

See also: Mondays, Seizures, Coffee

"Dude I think Christine had a caffeine overdose!"
Christine: *seizuring* "CALL 911 HELP ME"

by Bruhsaffgotass July 1, 2023

Anti caffeine

Someone who is against the idea of happiness. They're probably also against the idea of puppies and kittens .

Oh my god, did you hear she's Anti caffeine?

by HMUbaby January 18, 2022

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Caffeine

Caffeine is a drug approved because of so many athletes using it, caffeine is a stimulant that block receptors telling you you’re tired, there’s caffeine in coffee and Coke Zero, lethal dosage of caffeine is 10g but 1g will likely make you feel like shit

Do you drink caffeine, yes I’m addicted too it

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

out-house caffeine effect

The phenomenon where coffee drinks ordered whilst eating out, have more caffeine* — to the point that their caffeine content is as kicking as that of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

*compared to coffee drinks (of same serving size) served at homes

After downing that ice cappucino at the café, I felt the "out-house caffeine effect" kick in—way stronger than my usual brew at home.

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.

I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!

by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011