Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

butt-seps

Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.

Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.

by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015

Sock-Butt

A shortened version of Social Butterfly.

A person who delights in social interaction.

Everywhere he goes, he makes friends so easily. He's a classic sock-butt!

by Megatomical July 22, 2020

butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

Smut butt

a "shank," a girl that that gives the pussy up easy...or has no morals.
North Side of Pittsburgh PA birthed

This smut butt is tryin to fuck.

by Neil Martin February 4, 2008

butt mail

Fart smell that travels several yards or more from the point of origin.

I ate nothing but burgers this weekend. I think I'll send some butt mail to the surrounding cubicles.

by Zonn Nilligan April 11, 2008