Paul Burkley

A really white kid. He gets expelled from his schools and is trash at basketball. Every paul is the 3rd string fullback on there football team

Paul Burkley is trash at all sports

by Ya_boi_brady_martel_chief April 10, 2019

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

The Berkey Effect

The aftermath of a traumatic, dark leader. His toxicity is lingering even long after he has gone.

Hey Susan, it looks like we are still suffering from "The Berkey Effect" here at work. Things are still screwed up after he left.

by UrbanHobbit November 6, 2019

Dirty Burke

When a particularly handsome man presents his genitalia on an open face sandwich. Requires the use of tomatoes and gravy, must have one onion ring on the end of the shaft.

When all the women at the bar rejected Bill's advances, he presented them with a dirty burke!

by Foldmember March 27, 2020

Mia burke

Mia Burke is an actress from the gta she has been in short films, commercials and even some show's!
She is an amazing actress and works very well on camera!

Hey look Mia Burke is in this film

by Lily.l November 12, 2020

Ryan Burke

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned

“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”

by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009